I just stare back at her, blankly. As does Paul.
Debi: It would be great. We can find you some nice guys here in Fort Worth.
Blank stares continue.
Debi: Ok, if you're not dating anyone by your birthday, we'll get you set up on there for you.
Me: Alright. (In somewhat of a sarcastic manner.)
Debi: Ok then. Paul are there any single guys at your work?
Paul: Yeah. There's two. The first is about 6'3, 300 lbs, named Juan Medina, but I think he's a confirmed bachelor.
Me: Eh, too tall.
Paul: Then there's Matthew (I forget his last name.) He's about 5'8, 140 lbs. Attractive guy, works out every day, Christian.
Debi: Can you take a picture of him tomorrow at school for us? And where does he go to church?
Paul: I don't know.
Debi: Can you ask him tomorrow at lunch? I mean we are looking for a church...it's not that far off.
I'll bet he doesn't have a home cooked meal very often...
Or maybe we can just come have lunch with you one day.
Me: Paul, you could forget your lunch tomorrow and I can bring it up to you and I could just happen to run into him.
Paul gets up to leave the table.
Debi: Paul, where are you going?
Paul: I'm going to find a picture of him on the Internet...there's a picture of everyone on there.
Funny thing is, I wasn't serious...they were. Well, at least I'll get e-Harmony paid for me for my birthday.
